

It’s the largest open-world game known to date. If you were raised by wolves, a) congratulations on figuring out how to read, and b) please refrain from chewing on your mobile device. If your parents took care of you but they were kind of emotional fuck ups, then you’ll have Levels 1 and 2 down pat but be totally on your own for Level 3. If you’re lucky, your parents will have successfully guided you through Levels 1-3 and even give you a nice boost in achieving Level 4. Most of us get a nice head start due to our parents. Level 5 just means making sure your life mattered when you’re dead. Level 4 means building up some skill or knowledge or ability that adds value to the world around you and also makes you feel like kind of a badass in the process. Navigating to the ones who don’t is a whole tricky matter that I’ll get to in a bit. Mainly because, as you’ve likely found out by now, most people suck. This sounds way easier and more fun than it is. Level 3 means relationships, finding the right people to love and the right people who love you. Getting past Level 2 requires finding a way to successfully remove yourself from these dangerous situations. Level 2 requires that you find a secure and stable home to base yourself out of. Level 2 gets a bit more complicated, because a lot of people do have a nice bed to sleep in every night, but they can’t sleep because of gunshots outside or bombs exploding over their city, or maybe Dad’s a drunk and keeps trying to set the house on fire. Chances are, if you’re stuck on Level 1, you aren’t even reading this right now. This is a prerequisite for just about everything else. Level 1 just means you’re not homeless and/or starving.


You will often struggle with self-doubt, feel overwhelmed by helplessness and loss, and sometimes take a shit when you’re out of toilet paper.īut fear not, this short guide is designed to help you complete your missions and complete the game at the highest possible level. You will face unexpected challenges and long periods of frustration. Welcome, Player One, to a strategy guide for the game known as Life.Īs you’ve undoubtedly discovered, the game of Life is often quite difficult.
